Лапоть (lapot) wrote,
Лапоть
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Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
spacer (местные политнекорректные прихваты, англ.)




IRELAND
ÒAre you magically delicious or just angry and drunk?
This beer is black- did a leprechaun crap in it?Ó

FRANCE
ÒCan I get a side of Freedom Fries with that?
ArenÕt the French just Germans who can make sauces?Ó

ITALY
ÒIs the Pope Polish? Does he have super powers like Jesus?
I could sure go for a can of Spaghetti-OÕs! Ó

POLAND
ÒDo you hire foreigners to screw in your lightbulbs?Ó

GERMANY
ÒIs this bratwurst kosher?Ó

TURKEY
ÒWhereÕs the hash at?
ItÕs cool to recreationally slaughter Kurds?Ó

KOREA
ÒCan you watch my puppy for a minute, or must you people deep fry him?Ó

CHINA
ÒThis wall isnÕt so great.Ó

ENGLAND
ÒDid you ever get a piece of ass from that Diana chick?Ó

SWEDEN
ÒDo you have any normal meatballs?
Want to hear a dumb blonde joke?Ó

YEMEN
ÒYemen? ThatÕs a stupid name for a country. WhatÕs it mean -- ÔLand Of Fanatics And Dust' ?Ó

INDIA
ÒYou donÕt live in teepees?
Where can I get a good juicy steak around here?Ó

ETHIOPIA
ÒAfter a long day of travel, IÕm famished. Hey Ð those flies sure love your pregnant son!Ó

CANADA
ÒYouÕre like Americans without money.Ó

SPAIN
ÒSo, this is the country thatÕs not Portugal? Wow.
Your women can shave if they want to, right?
Where can I get some Cheez Whiz nachos?Ó

SOUTH AFRICA
ÒI liked it better the other way.Ó

MEXICO
ÒWhat's that smell?Ó

SAUDI ARABIA
ÒWould you like to see my designs for a solar powered car?
Is it legal to beat your wives here, or what?Ó

RUSSIA
ÒIs it always this cold and economically devastated?Ó

UZBEKISTAN
ÒCan you spell Uzbekistan?Ó

GREECE
ÒI hear this place is a less expensive version of Italy."

AFGHANISTAN
ÒSeriously, where is the real countryÉ where is everything?Ó

JAPAN
ÒWhatÕs Hiroshima? Is that a kind of sushi?Ó

AUSTRALIA
ÒHow can we stop Mel Gibson? Is there a cure?Ó

AMERICA
ÒWas John Wayne gay?Ó
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